greatwhitegravity:

On ya man’s dick like

You little shit.

greatwhitegravity:

On ya man’s dick like

You little shit.

What? Yes. Please become real.

What? Yes. Please become real.

(via timblrtamblr)

It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.
Hugh Laurie (via larmoyante)

(via someonesknight)

The fuck did this gif end up in my feed without a caption like “on ya man’s dick like”

The fuck did this gif end up in my feed without a caption like “on ya man’s dick like”

(via ridethewaves-joey)

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

It shouldn’t be, tho.
You’ll spoil your breakfast.

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

It shouldn’t be, tho.

You’ll spoil your breakfast.

(via someonesknight)

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

When do we (here: I) get to start having foxes as pets? I want a fox pretty bad-like.

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

When do we (here: I) get to start having foxes as pets? I want a fox pretty bad-like.

(via incrediblyradlad)

camsfarts:

traviskduran:

cornfedmusclepup:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Lol but really.

Bear glove sounds like a euphamism for a butthole. If you disagree then you’re lying.

These all just seem sorta gay

So, usually, I’m a fucking snob about my shower products and buy some unnecessarily pricy organic shit from Whole Foods that makes me smell like a fucking ginger hibiscus pina colada from tits to toes. A month or so ago I was out of shampoo, and happened to be in a grocery store that doesn’t carry that shit, and saw the Old Spice shampoos.
"Wolfthorn," I thought, "is a fun name. I enjoy wolves. I enjoy thorns. If this smells like woodsy blend of hormone-laden wolf piss and a briar patch after cold rain, I should do fine."
Nah. It smells like someone tried to bring a male real doll to life by dousing it in protein powder and fucking Diesel cologne. I’m using it, but I am anxious as fuck to run out because I’m weary of the fact that after use, even my hands retain the smell of a fourteen-year-old mall hangabout.
Gross.

camsfarts:

traviskduran:

cornfedmusclepup:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Lol but really.

Bear glove sounds like a euphamism for a butthole. If you disagree then you’re lying.

These all just seem sorta gay

So, usually, I’m a fucking snob about my shower products and buy some unnecessarily pricy organic shit from Whole Foods that makes me smell like a fucking ginger hibiscus pina colada from tits to toes. A month or so ago I was out of shampoo, and happened to be in a grocery store that doesn’t carry that shit, and saw the Old Spice shampoos.

"Wolfthorn," I thought, "is a fun name. I enjoy wolves. I enjoy thorns. If this smells like woodsy blend of hormone-laden wolf piss and a briar patch after cold rain, I should do fine."

Nah. It smells like someone tried to bring a male real doll to life by dousing it in protein powder and fucking Diesel cologne. I’m using it, but I am anxious as fuck to run out because I’m weary of the fact that after use, even my hands retain the smell of a fourteen-year-old mall hangabout.

Gross.

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