It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.Hugh Laurie (via larmoyante)
The American Hogwarts Houses
Lol but really.
Bear glove sounds like a euphamism for a butthole. If you disagree then you’re lying.
These all just seem sorta gay
So, usually, I’m a fucking snob about my shower products and buy some unnecessarily pricy organic shit from Whole Foods that makes me smell like a fucking ginger hibiscus pina colada from tits to toes. A month or so ago I was out of shampoo, and happened to be in a grocery store that doesn’t carry that shit, and saw the Old Spice shampoos.
"Wolfthorn," I thought, "is a fun name. I enjoy wolves. I enjoy thorns. If this smells like woodsy blend of hormone-laden wolf piss and a briar patch after cold rain, I should do fine."
Nah. It smells like someone tried to bring a male real doll to life by dousing it in protein powder and fucking Diesel cologne. I’m using it, but I am anxious as fuck to run out because I’m weary of the fact that after use, even my hands retain the smell of a fourteen-year-old mall hangabout.