February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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WatchWatch
The most important scene in the entire history of that great art which we call the cinema
Feb 18th
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WatchWatch
rybrator: thirstyfangs: I think I just pissed myself omfg omg understatement  Boosh.
Feb 14th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 5th
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The Trouble with Adult Gummy Vitamins
I’m not allowed to have my next two until tomorrow.
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
25 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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Welcome to Skyrim. Would you like to buy a bee.
Boyfriend: Bee. I can buy a bee. For eight gold.
Me: I haven't seen that in a shop before.
*sound of cash*
Boyfriend: It's mine now.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
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Who are people throughout history that deserve a...
Oscar Wilde
Joan of Arc
Gengis Kahn
Socrates (but maybe skip the hemlock this time)
Dorothy Parker
Carrie Nation (welcome back Wikipedia by looking her up)
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 13th
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The unfunny thing is...
almost-never: The “Shit __________ Say” franchise needs to die now before it turns into another failed tv show. Um…
Jan 11th
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Why is there no video game where I get to be a...
Let’s think on this: Sharks are choice Controlling the shark could be similar to controlling a plane or spaceship in other games The shark would have various maneuvers in open water, and different bite tactics His motivation could be eating so many people that he becomes famous on land and is thusly featured during Shark Week I want to be a fuckin’ shark Everybody wants to be a...
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Decision 2012
So I’m watching Bengals at Texans, and every time there is a political ad for a conservative during the commercial breaks, it’s been followed by an ad for President Brie. I’m pulling for Brie. President Brie!
Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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MGF: Round Four
matchgamefriday: It’s holiday hangover week here at Match Game Friday. This week we’re joined by the same set of six celebrity panelists from last week. Here’s this week’s fill-in-the-blank: Meryl Streep has said in interviews that she became quite attached to the hair and makeup she wore while playing Margaret Thatcher in her upcoming film “Iron Lady.” The only feature of Thatcher’s she...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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