December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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MGF: Round Four
matchgamefriday: It’s holiday hangover week here at Match Game Friday. This week we’re joined by the same set of six celebrity panelists from last week. Here’s this week’s fill-in-the-blank: Meryl Streep has said in interviews that she became quite attached to the hair and makeup she wore while playing Margaret Thatcher in her upcoming film “Iron Lady.” The only feature of Thatcher’s she...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Christmas Highlights: The Train Is Fine
My uncle called, and asked to talk to me. He, for whatever reason, brought up the Onion News Network’s “autistic reporter” skits. This reminded him of his visit to church for Christmas mass earlier today, he said. There, he was approached by an autistic gentleman in his mid-thirties in age. “No snow is expected here today,” the gentleman said to my uncle, “so...
Dec 25th
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Christmas Highlights: Iron Lady
My mother, in the middle of receiving an update on my uncle’s heart condition during the obligatory Christmas phone calls with those who cannot be in attendance, lost interest in the call, somehow, and began angling for my attention. Once she had it, she gestured over to the iron lantern she’s regifting to me, and excitedly mouthed the words “Made in France!”
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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“Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”
–  My work motto today (via barebackcontessa) … and that’s my new philosophy! (Three cheers if you heard the end note from the song. Four cheers if, when you read this, it was Chenoweth singing in your head.)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dear Domino's
America is not getting “under-cheesed.” That’s not a thing, and if it was a thing, it would not apply to America. Fuck right off. And bring me cinna-sticks.
Dec 17th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 9th
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ProCATinator →
thisisthatkid: Like…still not over it. This is amazing. My first song: George Michael - “Careless Whisper” My first cat: This one
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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WatchWatch
itdoesnmakesense: oh yes…OH YES. Yup.
Dec 5th
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The most popular baby names of 2011, revealed →
today: “Mason – the name of Kourtney Kardashian’s two-year-old son – rose eight spots in the rankings… On the girl’s side, the name Pippa soared 45 percent in popularity.” More significantly, it’s also the last name of legendary wide receiver Derrick Mason, who got me through many a dark moment of PPR fantasy football need.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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