11th January 2012

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Why is there no video game where I get to be a fucking shark

Let’s think on this:

  • Sharks are choice
  • Controlling the shark could be similar to controlling a plane or spaceship in other games
  • The shark would have various maneuvers in open water, and different bite tactics
  • His motivation could be eating so many people that he becomes famous on land and is thusly featured during Shark Week
  • I want to be a fuckin’ shark
  • Everybody wants to be a cat shark
  • Hammerheads would be an option
  • If you get remoras, it’s like Florence + The Machine says, you gotta shake ‘em off
  • There is a whole ocean of sidequests out there
  • What the Hell

Tagged: sharksvideo gameswhy am I this generation's only geniusShark WeekFlorence + The Machine

  1. peoplelaughatme said: youtube.com/watch?v… you could be playing this awesome game of your dreams right meow if you hadn’t sold your wii! think about it…
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